Saturday, November 3, 2007

Last night I dreamed about Deepak Chopra

Friday night was like a parade of many random floats. Alcohol: beer, seven and seven, sake, whiskey, jager, and more beer. Participants: close friends, co-workers, people I just met, friends of friends, people whom I hadn't seen in months, and people whom I didn't really want to see. Activities: eating large amounts of fries, watching Pierre mack, eating sushi, watching ten minutes of hockey, going to a dive bar, sending angry text messages, dancing, seeing two straight guys making out, making out with a guy and a girl, and karaoke.

Afterwards I got myself home and lay on my floor, trying to sober up a little before I went to bed. Then I had a dream about a religious ceremony in which Deepak Chopra was blessing people for $3.42 and audience members were eating Wonder Bread.

3 comments:

craziasian said...

why do we call Jerry Pierre again?

I heart you.

Anonymous said...

When Pierre promises a night of debauchery, he doesn't mess around.

Who didn't you want to see?

JLR said...

god, I regret ever putting that screen name into your head. Good thing no one reads my blog.