Ah, Google

You know how Google tailors the advertisements they show you to what you search online? Somehow GMail has gotten the impression that I'm a kook. Yesterday as I checked my email, it showed me the following (all at the same time):

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I think a) gks and I need to stop making AIDS jokes, b) gks and I need to stop talking about how fat we are, c) Jewy, gks, and I need to stop eating so much KoJa. I have no idea where the love spells thing came from. I swear!