Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The Culinary Expertise of an Anonymous Friend

On girl scout cookies: The irony of the thin mint is that eating them makes you fat.

On gummy bears: They look like bears but taste of fruit.

On making your own hummus: We added too much garlic. It was the great hummus diaster of 2001.

On packaged dried squid from Japan: I can't read any of the words on the label, except 4C. I hope that it doesn't mean it needs to be refridgerated. [eats handful of dried squid that has been in a drawer at room temperature for the last 2 weeks]

On herbal tea: It's an abomination.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does your anonymous friend have any opinions on Beef-on-weck?

Anonymous said...

ME WANT COOKIE!!