Single White Female

I am currently sitting at my new kitchen table with my new husband. And we are sitting in front of our laptops (his new) and my new husband is talking about buying a new home. And I am feeling very modern and grown up and sophisticated. This feeling is completely new to me, and I start to feel a little out of place in this new life. But then I realize that five minutes ago I was digging through our dirty laundry to find socks to wear because my feet was cold. And then I realize that not everything is new. I am not new. I am old JLR. And then mr anonymous farts and everything is better.