Just when you think you know someone

So gks, Jewy, Mr. Anonymous and I were at McGillan's last night. Jewy manages to snag a table despite the huge crowds, but it has a good amount of beer spilled on it. I rummage through my bag to find something to wipe it up. I come up with a charity brouchure about pies and a perfectly clean, unused tampon still in the wrapper. Jewy won't let me use the tampon, even though a tampon's job is to absorb liquid. gks, Mr. Anonymous, and I couldn't believe it. Of all the people I know, I would have thought Jewy would be most likely to mop up a beer spill with a tampon.