Sunday, November 11, 2007

How to not make friends and influence people

Part of an email conversation Friday.

Re: Will you be our friend?

Hi newPierre,
Jewy and I are looking to replace Pierre as our best straight guy friend. We immediately thought of you since you're a lot cooler than he is and a lot more fun. If you are interested, we are going to be at New Deck followed by drinking all over the city.
-JLR

Re: Re: Will you be our friend?

How could I do this to Pierre? Just because you two are breaking up with him doesn't mean I'll be your rebound while betraying Pierre's trust in me.
-newPierre

And then he totally forwarded my email to Pierre, who was offended and told all of his friends Jewy and I were evil Asians.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ghengis Khan was not evil. He just liked to invade and pillage. This guy was truly an evil asian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_pot

New Pierre doesn't come up with the awesome idea of ending the night on the dance floor of the Medusa Lounge. That was all original Pierre.

craziasian said...

i think that was buffalo mike actually.

why can't we call each other by our real names again?

JLR said...

because I'm not as open about my life as you are. And it's more hilarious this way.

Anonymous said...

This is new Pierre and I can't believe you would post my emails on your blog. You should come to Barrister's for hockey night on Friday as punishment.

craziasian said...

no way thanksgiving dinner on friday night at my place, non first tier friends are not invited so you better get on that